Regular readers of my vitally important ministry blog GAFCON - the Most Biblically Orthodox Conservative site on the entire Internet - will know how much I abhor people attempting to raise their public profile by trading on other Christians' name and reputation.
Equally terrible is when insignificant and Doctrinally Suspect ministries register blogspot versions of famous Conservative domain names, which they then use for the purpose of ridiculing those dedicated to preserving ancient principles of injustice, discrimination, and hatred.
That's why I, in conjunction with the St. Onuphrius' Ministry Team, have taken the strategic decision to register The Manhattan Declaration. After all, as the girls of my multicultural Pole-Dancers Fellowship always say, "the early bird catches the worm" (at least I think that's what they're saying translates into), and I know how disappointed Dearly Beloved Sinners everywhere would be if some lesser Bible-Believer than myself were to get hold of this blog name.
What we'll ultimately do here has still to be decided: at this point I'm thinking this site might end up providing a nice job for Big Peter Akinola once his successor is finally able to evict him from the Bishop's palace in Abuja, but we'll have to see. Perhaps the Lord might instead direct us to use it for something worthwhile, such as selling merchandise and paraphernalia. Does anyone think there might be a market for ACNA (American Christian Nudist Association) baseball caps?
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